Just had this conversation with hubby:
I go in bathroom and see beard shavings on glass shelf and round sink. Hubs told me he'd cleaned it up before viewing today so go in office & ask him about it.
Me: I thought you cleaned up shavings today.
Hub: yes I did but then I had to shave again.
Dog is barking head off. Waiting to hubby to go feed her as is his job (he insists on feeding rank raw meat food so I refuse to do this duty).